Pikachu: "Lady, please! I'm just trying to see if you're okay."
(In other news, it took him negative how ever many hours its going to be until a fight scene comes up to "wuss out of a fight".)
Pikachu: "Also, we need to get out of here, before the trainers regroup. I'm going to give a rare, valuable, and apparently naively uniformed putz like you all of 5 seconds during 'grind hour' before you're squirming inside of a Pokeball."
But seriously, how does it happen that in NONE of the mystery dungeon games, the protagonists don't ever worry about getting hunted and caught by trainers after waking up as a Pokemon? I mean, pokeballs are only the freaking core gameplay mechanic and the largest ongoing pointless debate-and-speculation-starter of the human-centric games....